i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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