Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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