He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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