just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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