Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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