He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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