Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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