Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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