You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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