can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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