I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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