normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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