im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
my liver is dry heaving
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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