The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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