Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
