So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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