My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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