i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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