Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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