he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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