Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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