spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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