i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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