I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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