is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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