Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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