Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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