I think my vagina is haunted
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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