i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My cat gives me a boner
love makes seman taste better
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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