He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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