It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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