She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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