I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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