I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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