She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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