So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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