how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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