we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize