Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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