living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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