I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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