the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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