Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Randomize
