Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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