a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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