He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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