planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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