Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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