I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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