I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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