and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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