I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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