Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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