But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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