Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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pray to the hookup gods
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize